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Saturday, April 29, 2006

Punk '77

* Punk 77 3rd edition is is now out. If you wanna learn about the SF punk scene in 77 read this. It's a good compliment to Please Kill Me (New York), We got the Neutron Bomb (LA), Lexicon Devil (LA), and American Hardcore. Just read these books and all you posers can show off about your punk knowledge to all your homies.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Overheard in NY waiting list

* Now there's 2 of these joints!!! Over heard in New York and New York Overheard--- if you been waiting for your overheard contribution to be posted on Overheard in NY and it's just taking forever, just send it to both... one of these bastards will surely post it!

Guy with wig: Some girl wanted one of my beers so I told her to hold my balls first.
Overheard by me

Friday, April 21, 2006

2 Zombie movie reviews

* "Zombie": This is an old zombie movie. My parents took me to the drive-in to see this one. Includes the classic "zombie vs. shark scene" and the "eye splinter" scene. The zombies look all rotten, too- great makeup FX- none of this blue body dye half ass zombie shit. These zombies are covered in filthy rotten flesh and earthworms. All zombie fans must see this.

"Wild Zero": If you like Guitar Wolf and you like zombies see this. Some highlights include: a tender romantic moment between 2 zombies and Guitar Wolf slices a UFO with his samurai guitar sword!! This flick also has an awesome soundtrack. Guitar Wolf played at my birthday party 3 years ago with Coachwhips and Lost Sounds and it fucking rocked- RIP Bass Wolf

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Metal Heads outside Studio 54/ Slayer,Exodus,Venom show 1983


Doll Maker VS. South Park Doll Maker

* Screw the Dollmaker.Make yourself into a South Park character! Goddam my SouthPark character is hip- Bathing Ape gear, headband, fingerless gloves... Cartman needs to kick his ass

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Juiceboxxx "Love Anthem" video

* This kid rips shit live. He regularly packs warehouses with 400 kids screaming his lyrics going apeshit- plus he has a split 7" coming out with local maniacs Japanther soon so pick that shit up.

this summer in NY somewhere in a parking lot.

Nut Milk recipe + Pimp Your Snacks


vanilla extract

macadamia nuts

Chop open some coconuts and pour the coconut juice into a blender, add some vanilla extract, add some nuts and blend it up. Serve with ice for some chilled nut milk. Refreshing and healthy. All your friends will love nut milk

Pimp out your snacks to the limit at Pimp My Snacks

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Tagging up Air Force One


AddVice advice + Oreo cookie art by kids

Here's a few records my girl Gina from Addvice gave me this month that I kinda liked.

"Danger Room" Dan the Automator + Casual

"Run the Table" Jak-X rmx by Overseer was a pretty bangin dance song

"Sexy Results" DFA1979- These Canadians are cool. They're a little too serious for my tastes but this record was nice.

Plus check out rad oreo cookie art by little kids

Monday, April 03, 2006

April movie reviews! Cavemen, ghosts, rastafari dread lock man

* Here's some recent flicks I netflicked and i recommend:

1. Caveman: This has all the elements you want to see in a prehistoric dinosaur movie- Giant pterodactyl sunny-side-up breakfast eggs, stepping into giant dinosaur shit, the first gay cavemen, smashing giant mosquitoes on your bro's face, the dramatic discovery of fire, and subsequently the discovery of BBQ'd chicken soon thereafter, and of course giant dinosaurs stop motion animation style! not that crappy CGI shit.

2. Pulse: Creepy ass ghost story about ghosts entering our realm via the internet. There's some scary original ghost scenes in this one. Plus the director gives some great filmmaking techniques in the special features secion - great suspense building techniques for all you budding filmmakers.

3. Rockers: Dread lock rasta guy trying to make a living gets jacked by mobsters so he gathers together his crew of dreads and gets his revenge. They're like a Jamaican version of Ocean's 11. My favorite part is when they hijack a DJ booth at a club and play their reggae records. If you liked "The Harder They Come" this is a must see. Why are Jamaican movies so colorful?? It's like looking at Skittles the whole time. These movies always make me wanna go to Jamaica.

4. Fitzcarraldo: Werner Herzog flick about a guy who wants to build an opera house in the Amazon jungles- but due to a bad geographical logistic problem he needs to carry his big ass boat over a mountain with the help of scary natives. Klaus Kinksi is really funny in this one.

5. Burden of Dreams: A documentary about the making of Fitzcarraldo. Originally Mick Jagger was supposed to be in it! I'm amazed the movie even got made with all the bad luck that happened- someone even got attacked by and shot in the neck by giant razor sharp arrows by some real natives in the jungle. Werner Herzog is a crazy dude. I kinda liked this better than the actual film actually.

6. Gozu: If David Lynch made a Yakuza movie this would be it. BEWARE! There's lots of disturbing images and situations here- ie. incestual adult breast feeding, spoons up the asshole sex, etc- but if you handle that sort of thing then it's quite enjoyable.

7. Assault on Precinct 13(the original one): This is literally like a zombie movie without the zombies. So if you are scared of zombie movies, but would like the experience of watching one, watch this.

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