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Saturday, July 22, 2006

KILL THE PARTY

* If you wanna end the party just throw on one of these songs. These are my top 3 songs that are guaranteed to just destroy a sweet ass party- there's more if I think about it, but fuck man , you can't go wrong with these messed up songs...

1. Crash Test Dummies - MMM MMM MMM
2. Bobby Mc Ferris - Don't worry be happy
3. 4 Non Blondes - What's going on

* If you are ballsy enough to play these back to back to back, not only will you kill the party and probably not get laid, but people might start kicking your ass!!! BACK DA FUCK UP!!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Battle of the house bands: Tyrades VS Oohlas... TYRADES WIN BY A LANDSLIDE

* Now which house party would you rather be at?!? The house going apeshit with Tyrades and people dancing their asses off, or the indierock sit down couch party?!? Shit man, it's pretty obvious which band rocks the house more

TYRADESCLICK HERE FOR the oohlas VIDEO

Monday, June 26, 2006

Driller Killer + commentary = funniest shit ever

* Everyone should do themselves a favor and watch Driller Killer with the director's commentary on. Abel Farrara makes fun of the actors, the script, the dialogue, the art direction, the extras , the lighting, and gawks at all the hot girls in his film- the movie already rules but it's even better with the commentary

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Jenna tearing shit up

* in a some record store

Friday, June 02, 2006

Hands on the Controls

* My boy Dwyer tearing shit up at my birthday party

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

What's up, my niggas?

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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Christian Hosoi is Slater from "Saved by the Bell"

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That's where he really disappeared to! He didn't go to jail for drugs!

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

more Japanese

* While we on a Japanese tip here's a funny game show I found on WFMU, my fave station. It's a game show called Silent Library where contestants torture each other in a library and have to stay quiet! Watch til the end for the "Old Man Tenderly Bites" torture ---you will pee your pants

Green Milk from Planet Orange

* I caught this Japanese band, Green Milk from Planet Orange by accident and they kicked some ass. They kinda sounded like Iron Maiden with Japanese screaming. Japanese bands always kick ass in NYC but DMBQ still rules in my Japan bands list. China RIP

Bargain bin bands

* This band shouldn't feel too bad about being put into the bargain bin after a few weeks of release- some bands never even make it to the bargain bin level

Friday, May 19, 2006

Incubate

* arbroath

Unknown dude trashes Lindsay Lohan

* fuck this guy- Lindsay Lohan rules!

Friday, May 05, 2006

Killer Ad

* starring Hannibal Lecter, Chucky, Freddie, Jason, Dracula, Darth Vader,and more

Albert Fish, dirtiest old man who ever lived

* Albert Fish gotta be the insanest demented serial killer that ever lived. Read "Deranged" by Harold Schechter and you will see for yourself. He makes Gacy, Bundy, Dahmer, everyone else look like a bunch of choir boys when it comes to being crazy. Aside from murdering and eating little kids, he stuck hundreds of needles up his scrotum, burned himself, used classified ads to meet women not for sex, but so he can paddle them (most declined), ate raw meat only, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. His many bizarre habits prompted shocked psychiatrists to declare him as having a life of "unparalleled perversity." Plus he committed all his crimes when he was like 95 years old. What a fucking crazy old man

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Punk '77

* Punk 77 3rd edition is is now out. If you wanna learn about the SF punk scene in 77 read this. It's a good compliment to Please Kill Me (New York), We got the Neutron Bomb (LA), Lexicon Devil (LA), and American Hardcore. Just read these books and all you posers can show off about your punk knowledge to all your homies.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Overheard in NY waiting list

* Now there's 2 of these joints!!! Over heard in New York and New York Overheard--- if you been waiting for your overheard contribution to be posted on Overheard in NY and it's just taking forever, just send it to both... one of these bastards will surely post it!

Guy with wig: Some girl wanted one of my beers so I told her to hold my balls first.
Overheard by me

Friday, April 21, 2006

2 Zombie movie reviews

* "Zombie": This is an old zombie movie. My parents took me to the drive-in to see this one. Includes the classic "zombie vs. shark scene" and the "eye splinter" scene. The zombies look all rotten, too- great makeup FX- none of this blue body dye half ass zombie shit. These zombies are covered in filthy rotten flesh and earthworms. All zombie fans must see this.


"Wild Zero": If you like Guitar Wolf and you like zombies see this. Some highlights include: a tender romantic moment between 2 zombies and Guitar Wolf slices a UFO with his samurai guitar sword!! This flick also has an awesome soundtrack. Guitar Wolf played at my birthday party 3 years ago with Coachwhips and Lost Sounds and it fucking rocked- RIP Bass Wolf

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Metal Heads outside Studio 54/ Slayer,Exodus,Venom show 1983

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Doll Maker VS. South Park Doll Maker

* Screw the Dollmaker.Make yourself into a South Park character! Goddam my SouthPark character is hip- Bathing Ape gear, headband, fingerless gloves... Cartman needs to kick his ass

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Juiceboxxx "Love Anthem" video

* This kid rips shit live. He regularly packs warehouses with 400 kids screaming his lyrics going apeshit- plus he has a split 7" coming out with local maniacs Japanther soon so pick that shit up.

this summer in NY somewhere in a parking lot.

Nut Milk recipe + Pimp Your Snacks

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coconuts

vanilla extract

macadamia nuts



Chop open some coconuts and pour the coconut juice into a blender, add some vanilla extract, add some nuts and blend it up. Serve with ice for some chilled nut milk. Refreshing and healthy. All your friends will love nut milk


Pimp out your snacks to the limit at Pimp My Snacks

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Tagging up Air Force One

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AddVice advice + Oreo cookie art by kids

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Here's a few records my girl Gina from Addvice gave me this month that I kinda liked.

"Danger Room" Dan the Automator + Casual

"Run the Table" Jak-X rmx by Overseer was a pretty bangin dance song

"Sexy Results" DFA1979- These Canadians are cool. They're a little too serious for my tastes but this record was nice.

Plus check out rad oreo cookie art by little kids

Monday, April 03, 2006

April movie reviews! Cavemen, ghosts, rastafari dread lock man

* Here's some recent flicks I netflicked and i recommend:

1. Caveman: This has all the elements you want to see in a prehistoric dinosaur movie- Giant pterodactyl sunny-side-up breakfast eggs, stepping into giant dinosaur shit, the first gay cavemen, smashing giant mosquitoes on your bro's face, the dramatic discovery of fire, and subsequently the discovery of BBQ'd chicken soon thereafter, and of course giant dinosaurs stop motion animation style! not that crappy CGI shit.

2. Pulse: Creepy ass ghost story about ghosts entering our realm via the internet. There's some scary original ghost scenes in this one. Plus the director gives some great filmmaking techniques in the special features secion - great suspense building techniques for all you budding filmmakers.

3. Rockers: Dread lock rasta guy trying to make a living gets jacked by mobsters so he gathers together his crew of dreads and gets his revenge. They're like a Jamaican version of Ocean's 11. My favorite part is when they hijack a DJ booth at a club and play their reggae records. If you liked "The Harder They Come" this is a must see. Why are Jamaican movies so colorful?? It's like looking at Skittles the whole time. These movies always make me wanna go to Jamaica.

4. Fitzcarraldo: Werner Herzog flick about a guy who wants to build an opera house in the Amazon jungles- but due to a bad geographical logistic problem he needs to carry his big ass boat over a mountain with the help of scary natives. Klaus Kinksi is really funny in this one.

5. Burden of Dreams: A documentary about the making of Fitzcarraldo. Originally Mick Jagger was supposed to be in it! I'm amazed the movie even got made with all the bad luck that happened- someone even got attacked by and shot in the neck by giant razor sharp arrows by some real natives in the jungle. Werner Herzog is a crazy dude. I kinda liked this better than the actual film actually.

6. Gozu: If David Lynch made a Yakuza movie this would be it. BEWARE! There's lots of disturbing images and situations here- ie. incestual adult breast feeding, spoons up the asshole sex, etc- but if you handle that sort of thing then it's quite enjoyable.

7. Assault on Precinct 13(the original one): This is literally like a zombie movie without the zombies. So if you are scared of zombie movies, but would like the experience of watching one, watch this.

Legends Never Die

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

Driver, "Aight one of you fools gotta walk, man"

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overloaded

Friday, March 17, 2006

Los Labios Negros

* My homeboys from the dirty south just got banned from the Mercury Lounge for penis exposure and pissing on the stage, and pissing in his mouth and spitting it at the crowd, and playing long after the house lights and PA was shut down. Good times all the time with these guys. See them, they have good songs. If you're lucky you might sometimes catch their secret ghostly side band, the Spooks, but those shows are unannounced so good luck

Leaping lizards

* This site as emerged as a YouTube archive I guess for now. I'm too lazy and have no time to write about bands or write poetry, or what i did today, so whatever man. Watch this clip though it'll make you laugh EVERY time

Thursday, March 16, 2006

This kid's in a zone

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Thursday, February 16, 2006

zombie vs. shark

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Sunday, February 05, 2006

Fags to the Future

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Saturday, January 28, 2006

Arnold in Brazil- this is old news but still funny as shit

* Watch the governator show Brazilian women how to dance and suck carrots

Friday, January 27, 2006

The Magical Grid of Bad Emo Haircuts

* The Demonbaby dude even has a Bad Haircut Award on his site. The comic book alter egos are fucking amazing, man

Sexy Bass Player Award + Sexy Bass Player Most Likely To Outdrink You Award

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goes to Claudia from Babyshakes!
Sexy Bass Player Most Likely To Outdrink You Award goes to Alessandra from Shop Fronts!! She sucks at armwrestling though.

Kevin Federline is just feelin' it

* POPOZAO! This is better than watching people make guitar faces. Video of the Year

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Sexiest sex rock goddess of 2005

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Jesus Christ! The sexiest rock girl ever gotta be Bonnie Bloomgarden! Fuckin a, shit man

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

You Spin Me 'Round

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Siouxsie and the Banshees/ Love in a void

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Weak ass graffiti writers, Misfits devil-locks, Ronald James Dio's birthday

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See why Roxy Pain was shut down on WFMU's Cherry Blossom Clinic after a blistering 7 songs. This is a New York band that completely slays- don't sleep on them all you blogger music heads. They play at Tonic on Thursday Jan.19th so go to that show. Don't be a pussy. Plus band members Kayrock and Wolfy make the best posters and t-shirts in town so call them if you need silkscreened originals. They've made shirts/posters for everyone from Mission of Burma to Fucking Champs to Yeahyeahyeahs to most every badass band in NYC.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

ATTN: Meat heads, have some endangered meat

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Hey meat lovers, ever had panda meat, or bald eagle meat?? Now's you chance. EndangeredMeat.com Be sure to check out the commercial. I think Franz from Bastardly would be interested in this. He found an old cookbook from the 60's with lost ground beef recipes, and is going to throw a meat-fest party soon. He was also the founder of the pork trifecta breakfast sandwich (bacon,ham,sausage) way back inna day. In other meat news- Dumont Burger on Bedford Ave has some mini burgers that are bangin'. I think there's a veggie burger too for the veggie heads.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

JT Leroy is the Milli Vanilli of books

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I knew that little twerp was a big phony! "...The New York article, written by Stephen Beachy, portrayed Ms. Albert, 40, and Mr. Knoop, 39, as unfulfilled rock musicians who concocted the character of JT Leroy to gain access first to literary circles and, later, to celebrities." Unfullifilled rock musicians? man these writers must hate each other haha

Friday, January 06, 2006

Ass-vertisements

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Fuck yeah! You can now advertise on hot girl's asses. Slap your company on someone's ass!! This technique is way better than slapping your brand on one of those new VW bugs or some Hummer.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Jesus swimming

* This is kinda relaxing to watch. [LINK]

Monday, January 02, 2006

Cheesy animal of the month

* Manatee