New Zombie Species discovered

* For those of you who have never been exposed to the rare phonemonen of zombie fish, please refer to "The Undead". This is your average zombie movie--- something happens where people turn into zombies; a group of people form a little survival posse; they get chased by zombies, etc...except there's the added bonus of zombie fish!! Rent it now! I myself rented it from Photoplay- or netfix that shit. The hero is a fisherman who has a triple-barrel shotgun and 2 gats that fly out of his holsters seemingly from telekinetic mind control skills. If that wasn't enough, he has acrobatic gravity-defying moves like those guys in John Woo movies. It's not the greatest zombie movie in the world but, jesus christ - see it for the zombie fish!!

KILL THE PARTY

* If you wanna end the party just throw on one of these songs. These are my top 3 songs that are guaranteed to just destroy a sweet ass party- there's more if I think about it, but fuck man , you can't go wrong with these messed up songs...

1. Crash Test Dummies - MMM MMM MMM
2. Bobby Mc Ferris - Don't worry be happy
3. 4 Non Blondes - What's going on

* If you are ballsy enough to play these back to back to back, not only will you kill the party and probably not get laid, but people might start kicking your ass!!! BACK DA FUCK UP!!

Battle of the house bands: Tyrades VS Oohlas... TYRADES WIN BY A LANDSLIDE

* Now which house party would you rather be at?!? The house going apeshit with Tyrades and people dancing their asses off, or the indierock sit down couch party?!? Shit man, it's pretty obvious which band rocks the house more

TYRADESCLICK HERE FOR the oohlas VIDEO

Driller Killer + commentary = funniest shit ever

* Everyone should do themselves a favor and watch Driller Killer with the director's commentary on. Abel Farrara makes fun of the actors, the script, the dialogue, the art direction, the extras , the lighting, and gawks at all the hot girls in his film- the movie already rules but it's even better with the commentary

Jenna tearing shit up

* in a some record store

Hands on the Controls

* My boy Dwyer tearing shit up at my birthday party

What's up, my niggas?

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Christian Hosoi is Slater from "Saved by the Bell"

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That's where he really disappeared to! He didn't go to jail for drugs!

more Japanese

* While we on a Japanese tip here's a funny game show I found on WFMU, my fave station. It's a game show called Silent Library where contestants torture each other in a library and have to stay quiet! Watch til the end for the "Old Man Tenderly Bites" torture ---you will pee your pants

Green Milk from Planet Orange

* I caught this Japanese band, Green Milk from Planet Orange by accident and they kicked some ass. They kinda sounded like Iron Maiden with Japanese screaming. Japanese bands always kick ass in NYC but DMBQ still rules in my Japan bands list. China RIP

Bargain bin bands

* This band shouldn't feel too bad about being put into the bargain bin after a few weeks of release- some bands never even make it to the bargain bin level

Incubate

* arbroath

Unknown dude trashes Lindsay Lohan

* fuck this guy- Lindsay Lohan rules!

Killer Ad

* starring Hannibal Lecter, Chucky, Freddie, Jason, Dracula, Darth Vader,and more

Albert Fish, dirtiest old man who ever lived

* Albert Fish gotta be the insanest demented serial killer that ever lived. Read "Deranged" by Harold Schechter and you will see for yourself. He makes Gacy, Bundy, Dahmer, everyone else look like a bunch of choir boys when it comes to being crazy. Aside from murdering and eating little kids, he stuck hundreds of needles up his scrotum, burned himself, used classified ads to meet women not for sex, but so he can paddle them (most declined), ate raw meat only, and that's just the tip of the iceberg. His many bizarre habits prompted shocked psychiatrists to declare him as having a life of "unparalleled perversity." Plus he committed all his crimes when he was like 95 years old. What a fucking crazy old man

Punk '77

* Punk 77 3rd edition is is now out. If you wanna learn about the SF punk scene in 77 read this. It's a good compliment to Please Kill Me (New York), We got the Neutron Bomb (LA), Lexicon Devil (LA), and American Hardcore. Just read these books and all you posers can show off about your punk knowledge to all your homies.

Overheard in NY waiting list

* Now there's 2 of these joints!!! Over heard in New York and New York Overheard--- if you been waiting for your overheard contribution to be posted on Overheard in NY and it's just taking forever, just send it to both... one of these bastards will surely post it!

Guy with wig: Some girl wanted one of my beers so I told her to hold my balls first.
Overheard by me

2 Zombie movie reviews

* "Zombie": This is an old zombie movie. My parents took me to the drive-in to see this one. Includes the classic "zombie vs. shark scene" and the "eye splinter" scene. The zombies look all rotten, too- great makeup FX- none of this blue body dye half ass zombie shit. These zombies are covered in filthy rotten flesh and earthworms. All zombie fans must see this.

"Wild Zero": If you like Guitar Wolf and you like zombies see this. Some highlights include: a tender romantic moment between 2 zombies and Guitar Wolf slices a UFO with his samurai guitar sword!! This flick also has an awesome soundtrack. Guitar Wolf played at my birthday party 3 years ago with Coachwhips and Lost Sounds and it fucking rocked- RIP Bass Wolf

Metal Heads outside Studio 54/ Slayer,Exodus,Venom show 1983

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Doll Maker VS. South Park Doll Maker

* Screw the Dollmaker.Make yourself into a South Park character! Goddam my SouthPark character is hip- Bathing Ape gear, headband, fingerless gloves... Cartman needs to kick his ass