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Band: lilpirate22@gmail.com
Booking Agent : annie@panacherock.com
Press Contact : Kip@tellallyourfriendspr.com
Label: lio@kaninerecords.com

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Arnold in Brazil- this is old news but still funny as shit

* Watch the governator show Brazilian women how to dance and suck carrots

Friday, January 27, 2006

The Magical Grid of Bad Emo Haircuts

* The Demonbaby dude even has a Bad Haircut Award on his site. The comic book alter egos are fucking amazing, man

Sexy Bass Player Award + Sexy Bass Player Most Likely To Outdrink You Award

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goes to Claudia from Babyshakes!
Sexy Bass Player Most Likely To Outdrink You Award goes to Alessandra from Shop Fronts!! She sucks at armwrestling though.

Kevin Federline is just feelin' it

* POPOZAO! This is better than watching people make guitar faces. Video of the Year

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Sexiest sex rock goddess of 2005

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Jesus Christ! The sexiest rock girl ever gotta be Bonnie Bloomgarden! Fuckin a, shit man

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

You Spin Me 'Round

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Siouxsie and the Banshees/ Love in a void

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Weak ass graffiti writers, Misfits devil-locks, Ronald James Dio's birthday

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See why Roxy Pain was shut down on WFMU's Cherry Blossom Clinic after a blistering 7 songs. This is a New York band that completely slays- don't sleep on them all you blogger music heads. They play at Tonic on Thursday Jan.19th so go to that show. Don't be a pussy. Plus band members Kayrock and Wolfy make the best posters and t-shirts in town so call them if you need silkscreened originals. They've made shirts/posters for everyone from Mission of Burma to Fucking Champs to Yeahyeahyeahs to most every badass band in NYC.

Sunday, January 15, 2006

ATTN: Meat heads, have some endangered meat

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Hey meat lovers, ever had panda meat, or bald eagle meat?? Now's you chance. EndangeredMeat.com Be sure to check out the commercial. I think Franz from Bastardly would be interested in this. He found an old cookbook from the 60's with lost ground beef recipes, and is going to throw a meat-fest party soon. He was also the founder of the pork trifecta breakfast sandwich (bacon,ham,sausage) way back inna day. In other meat news- Dumont Burger on Bedford Ave has some mini burgers that are bangin'. I think there's a veggie burger too for the veggie heads.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

JT Leroy is the Milli Vanilli of books

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I knew that little twerp was a big phony! "...The New York article, written by Stephen Beachy, portrayed Ms. Albert, 40, and Mr. Knoop, 39, as unfulfilled rock musicians who concocted the character of JT Leroy to gain access first to literary circles and, later, to celebrities." Unfullifilled rock musicians? man these writers must hate each other haha

Friday, January 06, 2006

Ass-vertisements

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Fuck yeah! You can now advertise on hot girl's asses. Slap your company on someone's ass!! This technique is way better than slapping your brand on one of those new VW bugs or some Hummer.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Jesus swimming

* This is kinda relaxing to watch. [LINK]

Monday, January 02, 2006

Cheesy animal of the month

* Manatee

Saturday, December 31, 2005

Man dies in magic trick gone wrong

* This is just horrible

Thursday, December 29, 2005

If you're going to any shows for NYE- go to one of these

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Roxy Pain, Tussle, Radio 4 + more @ Knitting Factory

They have a record out too so go ask them about it.

Babyshakes, Stalkers, Electric Shadows @ LIT

Black Lips @ Union Pool

Celebration @ Monkeytown

Pretty much just ignore any other shows that night.

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Rent a midget for the holidays or anytime

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Friday, December 23, 2005

Fake Germs

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Hey check out Jena Cardwell's pictures of fake Germs! I still think the cast of That 70's show should've played them

Bigfoot sighting!

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New BIGFOOT footage. Bigfoot walks among us

Thursday, December 22, 2005

The Mighty WLWL + cute Babyshakes

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Sunday night I caught 2 of my fave bands in NY, WLWL and Babyshakes. WLWL sound like vintage NY punk + Jake Noodles' dad is Lee Childers- or so they claim, and plus they look like comic book characters from the Archie's comics. Babyshakes make good pop and look good too. Frantic from Atlanta sounded cool like Zero Boys or something. I'm loving all the Atlanta bands coming through lately. Then I went to the 4th Annual Holly Jolly Sabbath at Monster Island to listen to Sabbath and do seances on pentagrams by the upside down xmas tree. I guess after I left it was crashed by some metal dudes from Queens who came from the Sunn0))) show. At first they tried to be all abrasive and tough because they were the only ones in traditional metal garb, and swung around on the xmas tree , but Boneless Mike intimidated them with his metal knowledge and they got scared and left. Don't mess with old punks! Mike used to be in Rabid Lassie and played shows with Clown Alley and Operation Ivy in the mid 80's so you can't outpunk him!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Transit strike does not affect cocaine delivery

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