Intelligence + Blank Dogs + Static Static pictures

* Just kidding - there's no pictures of Blank Dogs. They shall remain a mystery.

Golden Triangle + Vivian Girls videos @ Monster Island by Maya Hayuk

* Maya took these shorty videos at the Monster island Block Party. The first one is Golden Triangle. This may be the first footage of someone doing the centipede on top of a crowd. You see that move all the time on the floor. The bottom video is Vivian Girls in the basement with nice visuals by the Mighty Robot AV Squad

Golden Triangle at Monster Island

* Golden Triangle finale

Pho Bo , 1/2 Ra-Men and crew

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Golden Triangle + Awesome Color videos

* This was Jonathan "gone tubin'" Toubin's birthday party at Santo's Party House- videos shot by Joly at Punkcast

King Khan gets a haircut

* King Khan got a haircut plus and interview on Inspector Strawberry Sodapop's radio show, Holy Shit Sound System on East Village Radio.

Monthers

* Long time no post. Been busy with Golden Triangle for the last year. Here's a band me and Wolfy and Carly and Andrew Deitch formed in June. We were called Monthers because we only could exist for a month. Here's the songs

Video Maya Hayuk made from our only show

New Zombie Species discovered

* For those of you who have never been exposed to the rare phonemonen of zombie fish, please refer to "The Undead". This is your average zombie movie--- something happens where people turn into zombies; a group of people form a little survival posse; they get chased by zombies, etc...except there's the added bonus of zombie fish!! Rent it now! I myself rented it from Photoplay- or netfix that shit. The hero is a fisherman who has a triple-barrel shotgun and 2 gats that fly out of his holsters seemingly from telekinetic mind control skills. If that wasn't enough, he has acrobatic gravity-defying moves like those guys in John Woo movies. It's not the greatest zombie movie in the world but, jesus christ - see it for the zombie fish!!

KILL THE PARTY

* If you wanna end the party just throw on one of these songs. These are my top 3 songs that are guaranteed to just destroy a sweet ass party- there's more if I think about it, but fuck man , you can't go wrong with these messed up songs...

1. Crash Test Dummies - MMM MMM MMM
2. Bobby Mc Ferris - Don't worry be happy
3. 4 Non Blondes - What's going on

* If you are ballsy enough to play these back to back to back, not only will you kill the party and probably not get laid, but people might start kicking your ass!!! BACK DA FUCK UP!!

Battle of the house bands: Tyrades VS Oohlas... TYRADES WIN BY A LANDSLIDE

* Now which house party would you rather be at?!? The house going apeshit with Tyrades and people dancing their asses off, or the indierock sit down couch party?!? Shit man, it's pretty obvious which band rocks the house more

TYRADESCLICK HERE FOR the oohlas VIDEO

Driller Killer + commentary = funniest shit ever

* Everyone should do themselves a favor and watch Driller Killer with the director's commentary on. Abel Farrara makes fun of the actors, the script, the dialogue, the art direction, the extras , the lighting, and gawks at all the hot girls in his film- the movie already rules but it's even better with the commentary

Jenna tearing shit up

* in a some record store

Hands on the Controls

* My boy Dwyer tearing shit up at my birthday party

What's up, my niggas?

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Christian Hosoi is Slater from "Saved by the Bell"

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That's where he really disappeared to! He didn't go to jail for drugs!

more Japanese

* While we on a Japanese tip here's a funny game show I found on WFMU, my fave station. It's a game show called Silent Library where contestants torture each other in a library and have to stay quiet! Watch til the end for the "Old Man Tenderly Bites" torture ---you will pee your pants

Green Milk from Planet Orange

* I caught this Japanese band, Green Milk from Planet Orange by accident and they kicked some ass. They kinda sounded like Iron Maiden with Japanese screaming. Japanese bands always kick ass in NYC but DMBQ still rules in my Japan bands list. China RIP

Bargain bin bands

* This band shouldn't feel too bad about being put into the bargain bin after a few weeks of release- some bands never even make it to the bargain bin level

Incubate

* arbroath

Unknown dude trashes Lindsay Lohan

* fuck this guy- Lindsay Lohan rules!